What we sell
The prices, up front.
Three small jobs you can pay for today. Everything else starts with a short note, and we reply with the plan.
Pay online
Quick fixes
Pay here and we email you within one business day to get access. We never ask for passwords.
Site fix-up
$99
We find the one thing on your website that's costing you orders and fix it, within 48 hours of payment.
Google profile tune-up
$149
Categories, hours, services, photos and your review link, cleaned up on your Google Business Profile.
Lead intake install
$299+ $49 a month
A form on your site that sends every new enquiry to your phone and inbox in one piece. The monthly fee covers hosting and checks. Setup and the first month are paid today.
Restaurants, bars and venues
Run the room
Everything sits on your own accounts, and hardware is at cost.
of sales, all in. Point of sale, online ordering, lead intake and your Google profile. No setup fee, and what you pay counts toward owning the system.
Or a flat price
Ordering and kitchen
$2,500+ $299 a month
Online orders from your own site, straight to the kitchen. Setup covers the install, your menu and staff training; the monthly covers hosting, updates and support.
Venue ops app
$3,500+ $399 a month
Bookings, tables, staff roles and orders routed to the kitchen and bar, in one app your staff run the night from. Set up on your accounts with training; the monthly covers hosting, updates and support.
Apps
In ChatGPT and the app stores
ChatGPT app for your business
$500+ $49 a month
We build it and take it through OpenAI's review. The monthly covers upkeep and resubmissions.
App store review help
$150or $500 done for you
A review audit before you submit, or we handle the submission, per app and per store. App Store apps go out under your own developer account.
Private AI
Own your AI
Your own AI, on your own machine
$1,500+ $199 a month
Website chat and a phone assistant running on a machine you own, so there's no per-message AI bill. Hardware is at cost, on top.
Everything else
Music and custom work
DJ TWE for your event
$250 an hour$500 for four hours
Private parties, openings and venue nights.
Everything we do
$1,000 a month
One flat monthly price for all of it: your site, ordering, Google profile, messages and the systems behind them. Or 5% of the sales the work brings in, if that suits you better.
Custom work
Priced per job
Something that isn't on this page. We quote it in writing, and a 50% deposit starts the work.
Ask
Tell us what you need.
A few lines is enough. A person reads it and replies to the email or phone you leave.
