What we sell
The prices, up front.
Check the scope and required inputs, then pay online to fix the site, fix the Google profile, or get a payments cost audit. Unsure what fits? Send us a short note. After you pay, Stripe emails your receipt and we reply by email to start the job.
Start here
Harness Starter: your Job #1
Pick one job. We set it up, prove it works, and it becomes the first piece of your harness.
Check the requirements below before paying online. Unsure about the scope? Ask us first. We never ask for passwords.
Answer every call
We run a phone agent on our own line. We quote one for your business only after the call flow is proven.
Catch every enquiry
$299 setup. No monthly charge for now.
A form that sends each new enquiry to your phone or inbox. Before paying, agree the fields, where enquiries should arrive, and editor access or a linked hosted page.
Fix the site
$99
One agreed fault on your website, fixed once payment has cleared and we have editor access, with before-and-after proof. We confirm timing when access is in place. Before paying, confirm the fault and scope and arrange editor access for us.
Fix the Google profile
$149
We tune the categories, hours, services, photos and review link on a Google profile you already control. No ranking promises. Before paying, the profile must be claimed and verified, and you supply accurate business information and give us manager access. This does not cover reinstatement or new verification.
Each one is a single job. When it works, we talk about the next one.
Flagship
Harness Build: several jobs plus your dashboard
$2,000 to build. $1,000 starts the work. Then $200 a month to keep it running.
We take several jobs at once, connect them, and give you the dashboard to run them.
Pay $1,000 to start and the other $1,000 when you see it working.
The $200 a month covers watching it every day you are open, small changes like new prices or hours, and a one-page report each month.
You keep your brand, domain and payment account. Accounts are set up in your name and the tools bill you directly at their normal price; we add nothing on top.
Stop the monthly plan any month with 30 days' notice.
Payments cost audit
$299
Have a usable 60–90 day Stripe, Square or PayPal statement or transaction export ready. We agree how to share it; if you are unsure it contains the right information, ask us first. For an agreed, paid audit, once we receive a usable export you get one page explaining your effective fees, add-ons and routing options. We confirm the date when your export is in. Savings are not guaranteed; no account login is needed.
Agent-ready setup
$149one time · included for new clients
- Setup and proof: 4 to 6 hours of hands-on setup and testing, plus an independent review before we call it done. You get a readiness scan before and after, so you can see what changed.
- Found and trusted: DNS-AID records and DNSSEC on your domain, so AI assistants can find your business and confirm the details come from you.
- Readable by assistants: an agent card, llms.txt and MCP/A2A discovery, plus an agent-readable menu or catalog with your current prices.
- Orders through what you already have: where your checkout supports it, assistants can place and pay for orders through your existing checkout, and the orders arrive like any other online order.
- Signed bots, if you run any: Web Bot Auth, so sites can verify your own bots.
- No new monthly fee: keeping signatures and records current is folded into any monthly plan you already pay. On Cloudflare's free plan this costs $0 in hosting. If you want Cloudflare Pro, Cloudflare bills you directly.
Venue ops app
$3,500+ $399 a month
Bookings, tables, staff roles and orders routed to the kitchen and bar, in one app your staff run the night from. Set up on your accounts with training; the monthly covers hosting, updates and support.
ChatGPT app for your business
$500+ $49 a month
We build it and take it through OpenAI's review. The monthly covers upkeep and resubmissions.
App store review help
$150or $500 done for you
A review audit before you submit, or we handle the submission, per app and per store. App Store apps go out under your own developer account.
Your own AI, on your own machine
$1,500+ $199 a month
Website chat and a phone assistant running on a machine you own, so there's no per-message AI bill. Hardware is at cost, on top.
DJ TWE for your event
$250 an hour$500 for four hours
Private parties, openings and venue nights.
Custom work
Priced per job
Something that isn't on this page. We quote it in writing, and a 50% deposit starts the work.
Ask
Tell us what you need.
A few lines is enough. We read this. We reply by email when you give one.
- What if you can't get access to my site?
- We need editor access to make the fix. If you can't give it, ask us first and we'll tell you what we can do.
- What if it isn't fixed?
- We redo it once. If that still doesn't fix it, you get your money back.
- How do I cancel the $49 a month?
- Reply to any email from us, or write to [email protected]. It stops the next charge.